I'm free.
Happy to get paid to eat them on screen (as long as they pay for the health farm I'll need to go to afterwards).
Walkers crisps became rubbish after they switched to 'SunSeed' oil anyway.
Still, I will miss his happy little orange face on the adverts.
OK here's the best crisps ad in the universe EVER
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4xwk4_doritos-advertisement-competition-s_fun
Walkers need to employ this dewd on a trillion pound retainer
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