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Signs that massively overclaim: episode one

I (Lol) saw this ages ago and my friend mark and I couldn’t stop laughing. I kept imagining tiny, minute matresses for borrowers people - and gargantuan ones befitting the Grand Canyon. I know it's infantile at best but it got me starting this collection. I just love shop signs that are needlessly, shamelessly hyperbolic. It's another one of my occupational hazards as a copywriter - a mild obsession with lexical ambiguity.
 

 
The other day I saw a take-away pizza shop in highbury that said ‘Britain’s Smartest Pizza’.
What an odd claim to make. Do you care about the IQ of your four-seasons?
Saying that, I went back to take a picture for it for my collection and the shop seemed to have vanished, which says a lot. Either I dreamed it, or those genius pepperoni people are out of business already.

Why do businesses feel the need to dress their windows in such bizarre exaggerations? Don't the ASA have to assess them first? And if anyone has any other gems, feel free to share.

 

 

 

 

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  March 18, 2009

In Archway, there are two kebab shops that face each other on opposite sides of the road. One offers 'probably the best kebabs in the UK' while its competitor across the road tops that with 'probably the best kebabs in the universe'... I'm not sure I believe either of them...

  March 18, 2009

That's hilarious. And a shame - I was in archway today and must have missed them. You have reminded me of another slightly amusing overclaim though, captured in Nice, which I will post soon.

  March 19, 2009

You've hit a nerve with me, I'm afraid. The urge to correct signs or point out mistakes on menus (for instance) is overwhelming. My current favourite is the awning outside those naff Giraffe restaurants. It proclaims: 'Fab Coffee Global Burgers' So, clearly, the burgers are not 'fab' and the coffee is, indeed, not global.

  September 29, 2009

Reminds me of in the film Elf when he takes her for 'The Worlds Greatest Cup of Coffee'

Mistakes on menus baffle me - how many people must see it and ok it and yet it still goes out?? Ceaser Salad for example.. If English isn't their first language then I can forgive them... sometimes

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