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June 2008 - Posts

POGOF - THE NEW PITCH SENSATION

by David Wethey, Jun 26 2008, 10:36 AM

To celebrate the new blog-friendly Brand Republic I can exclusively reveal that we are making our contribution to the struggle with global warming, oil price rises and hyper-inflation.

To cut the cost of pitches we are offering advertisers the chance to join together in a banded pack: POGOF (pitch one, get one free). Each POGOF pitch will involve two clients from the same agency. The final presentations must last no longer than one and a half hours, and the same campaign must work for both brands. To make sure this doesn't put undue pressure on agencies, we're suggesting taking a leaf out of football's book by imposing a pitching window - all pitches must take place only between July 1st and June 30th.

 

4GET EMAIL. USE TXT

by David Wethey, Jun 25 2008, 11:04 AM

Have u noticed that people don't reply to emails any more? But no-one's 2 busy 2 answer their mobile. Txt & they always tb, however impt they are. No point in grammar & syntax. Let's blog in txtspk from now on. Cul8r

 

You can’t stop at Thought-Showers

by David Wethey, Jun 24 2008, 11:02 AM

Tunbridge Wells council have banned the term ‘brainstorm' for think tanks in the gentle Kentish spa. ‘Thought-Showers' is regarded as less offensive to people who are mentally ill. (You couldn't write this stuff, much less marvel how much brainstorming ever happened in the town.)

But why stop there? We use lots of potentially provocative or wounding terminology in our business, and here are some helpful suggestions for more socially acceptable language:

Old term                                             New, improved

You're fired (too brutal)                         You'll flourish elsewhere   

Campaign (too military)                         Activity

Strategy (also too military)                    Thinking

Creative firepower (far too military)       Creative people

Think tank (still too military)                 Think float

Pitch (too American)                             Bowl

Compete (too...competitive)                   Try jolly hard

Launch (too maritime)                          Start

TV spot (too close to acne)                   TV advert

TV commercial (too commercial)            TV advert

Management (too bossy)                      Organisers

Creative Director (far too bossy)            Artist in residence

Award-winning (too elitist)                    Good

Grand Prix (too French)                        Prize

Palme d'Or (also too French)                 Prize

Tissue meeting (too sad)                      Chat

Delete (not very green)                         Put on one side for now

Decision (not very even-handed)            Well, er......

 

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