Bitch has found a non-violent alternative to throwing stones at the mansion of disgraced Royal Bank of Scotland chief Sir Fred Goodwin - playing Fat Cat Cash Back on www.mousebreaker.com.
One of media's biggest fans of the game is Domenico Cattini, new-media sales executive at IPC Ignite's digital team, who has already won a total of £12m of Goodwin's pension money in the - sadly only virtual - online bank.