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Greed is good - Gordon Gecko said so! 

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Here in America, the capitol of capitalism, Wall Street and the clowns that work there never fail to amaze me... Not because of their "smarts" but because of their asinine dumbness.

Today's news that Google... The "God" of the stock market posted a fourth quarter increase in profits of 17% seemed to me to be pretty impressive. Earnings were $4.43 a share... But guess what? The Armani suited, tasseled loafer wearing, MBA wielding analysts had been forecasting earnings of $4.44 a share. So Google missed it by one penny. Which in my book is pretty damn minuscule.

But hey, I'm not a Wall Street Wiz. So, in after hours trading, Google is down nearly $45 a share. That's nearly 8% of it's value. And just the other day I was reading that the reason these clowns still get the multi-million dollar end-of-year bonuses, is because their employers don't want to lose their expertise. Yeah... The same guys who lost them billions in the sub-prime fiasco. Isn't capitalism great?

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February 1, 2008 1:42 PM
 
Howdy George, how's it hangin' Pardner ? I place the blame SQUARELY with their corporate PR people There's been a 46% drop in the performance of their corporate PR and a 76% decrease in "interest levels" of the key performance individuals in the account management team Couple this to a 39.8% year on year componded rise in the underlying "Oh heck ! I've got a feeling something stinky is about to hit the fan" factor and the well known truism that 76% of all statistics are made up on the spot and you can extrapolate that into yet another DOT BOMB disaster happening around about Wednesday next week, afternoon-ish And all this because because because they hired the WRONG Corporate PR agency ! there's a lesson in here somewhere I think ? SELL SELL SELL LIKE HELL ! Ditch anything remotely NASDAQ and Buy Gold.....people will always need cosmmetic dentistry ! PS when you run into a wall....buy BRICKS! PPS When life gives you lemons.....make lemonade PPS Cheer up Brian....You know what they say ?.... "Some things in life are BAD, they can really make you MAD... other things just make you swear and curse.....when you're chewing on lifes gristle DON'T GRUMBLE ! give a whistle....and this'll help things turn out for the BEST...AND ... Always look on the briight side of life... ETC
 
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