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Even after more years than Charles has been waiting to ascend to the throne, I am constantly amazed at how most Americans talk such incredible shit. There's a piece in today's AdAge about "Cognitive branding" in the Super Bowl.

Now, I'm usually a big fan of AdAge, rather than AdWeek, which I strongly believe will not be with us for much longer. Anyway, columnist, Lisa Haverty goes on and on about how brands should have "Fundamental Cognitive Elements," when it comes to beer advertising. She even quotes "a study released at this year's Cognitive Science Conference, (What!!!) that is exactly what researchers found.

Ads with poor "cognitive scores" were mis-attributed by consumers, and beer ads were attributed to the huge Super Bowl presence that is Budweiser." Wow... That's heavy stuff Lisa... But I have just one question... Instead of saying "Cognitive" twenty times through your piece... Why couldn't you have just said "Memorable." It would actually have made it more memorable. David Ogilvy (remember him?) once said, "Never use a complicated word when you can use a simple word. I think that's pretty "Cognitive!"

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January 29, 2008 11:13 AM
 
Indubitably George - I concur completely - the assertions you make are accutely incisive - all of this hullabaloo and extravagant verbage to enlighten the humble reader with the farsightedness to realise that creating televisual advertising that embeds itself in the cognitive core of the viewer IS GOOD. Imagine, how novel and insightful of the dedicated columnist to share with us all the unavoidable fact that advertising which the couch sloth can recall will be more effective than magnolia advertising, with no recall at all. And you claim that she disseminates these golden visions with unnecessarily flowery language - why George, forsooth, 'tis common knowledge that if one doth wish to speak of excrement that is known to all of mankind, recognition will only be bestowed upon the harbinger of such whit and wisdom if they are suitably ostentatious with their delivery.
 
 
January 29, 2008 12:39 PM
 
She's inebriated by the exuberance of her own prolixity
 
 
January 29, 2008 4:39 PM
 
Prolixity - nice
 
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