I must say, “Big Brother” is a bit of a mystery to me. I’ve never seen it… We have enough really crappy programming over here without importing that, or anything else Simon Whatever his name is, happens to come up with.
Anyway, some famous, filthy rich AdBrit has gone in the house. When I was over a couple of weeks ago, two blonde bints with big knockers were going in… Are they still there? Will this AdGeezer (who seems to have a bit of a reputation in that area) have his way with them?
I don’t understand how it works, but here’s a suggestion. And in true Mrs B style, you can have it for free. Every time I’m over there and turn on the TV, all I see is people who I thought had died years ago… Jimmy Saville, Bruce Forsyth, Lulu, Terry Wogan, and worse of all Sir Cliff Richards. This guy must have a painting in his attic with snakes growing out of his eyes, or something. He’s scary.
Anyway, get all these geriatric stars and lock them in the BB house. But no one can be voted out. The others have to kill them 'til there's only Bruce Forsyth and a bunch of cuddly toys left. Then in a few months you can look forward to brand new singers, celebrity chefs, footballers, fashion models and really wanky, drugged to the eyeballs members of pop groups.
Anyway, good luck to Jonathan Durden, whoever he is. He obviously doesn’t have anything better to do at the moment. And if the blonde twins are still in there… Who knows?
And no matter what Claire Foss says in the forums, I’m not going in. Unless, that is, the twins make me an offer I can’t refuse!
George Parker
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