Tech Porn is Dead

This is the 21st century right?. I pick up the T3 2009 calendar and can't believe what I am seeing. I check it is 2009 and I have not found a vintage copy of the 1979 edition. Each month has a gadget of the month with a erotic shot of a girl 'wet' with excitement holding a strategically placed gadget in her legs, arms, breasts. January we have a woman with a see through slip on in water holding an android phone. February we have a women kneeling in hot steam holding an 'eco gadget'. March shows us a women with a touchscreen strategically placed in her bikini. Do I need to go on?

In my previous post, I demonstrated that women are a growth market while male markets are saturated. Marketers missing out on a £5billion pot of gold (a conservative figure according to Jupiter), I predict T3 will be out of business in a year. Their magazine relies on its core audience of "sexually repressed nerds" according to Wikipedia. All of whom have the skills to download real porn from bit torrent and don't need this half-hearted house tech-porn.

Showing the calendar to some male colleagues, one told me the only place he could see the calendar was "on the wall of kwik fit". Hardly an aspirational image for your average man with disposable cash. If you are trying to woo a girl, and she walks into your bedroom and see a copy of T3 or worse, the T3 2009 calendar, what sort of signal does that send? Even a sexually repressed nerd can think that one through. Some of the advertising in T3 is no better, this Asus ad being a good example.

Rather than default to a out of date, lazy way of selling technology to men at the expense of attracting women, technology brands need to be more innovative with their media strategies. Technology has become so accessible and embedded into our culture, that the hard sell of technology is no longer needed. There is no such thing as Early Adopters.

Tech brands need to think innovatively about to communicate to both men and women and buying a media strategy of tech porn like T3 just ain't going to cut it. What brands need to do:

1. Leverage the blogging community as they are the key influencers. Panasonic are doing this at CES. Who are you more like to trust for a product review- a blogger or a paid for reviewer?

2. Connect your audience to like minded people. This is a great way to earn their respect and ultimately their trust. At Hewlett Packard, we connected artists to others artists rather than advertise in tech magazines and talk about features of printers. This generated so much positive goodwill to HP.

3. Be brave. Be rebellious. And dont waste money on advertising in magazines like T3.

Goodbye T3 and Good Luck.

Goodbye Men, Hello ladies

 Jerry yang, Yahoo’s ex chief exec announced that the advertising industry was facing the toughest downturn in decades. The age of extravagance is gone. The age of the hangover is here. No more big marketing budgets with money to trial and test cool ideas. Its about ROI. Its about bold, strong brands having a clear positioning. Tough times need solid, focused leadership, a lesson that Woolworths learnt the hard way.

Napoleon declared the essence of strategy is sacrifice. Never has this been more true than in the current climate. And the sacrifice should be allocating marketing spend to men- a well saturated market. Lad's mags are already pregnant with tech-brands competing for their attention. Women are the financial opportunity and Jupiter estimate marketers are missing out on £0.5billion by not marketing to women.

Out of every 10 gadgets, 4 are bought by women. And no before you ask we are not talking about fridges and washing machines. More women than men play games between the age of 24-35 than men now And we are not just talking the Sims. World of Warcraft now has 50% female players.

The research I conducted with Jupiter highlighted (now Forrester), ownership is on a par with men in most categories. Couple that with the fastest growing segment on social networks is married women with children. And according to an N-vision survey, December 2008, approx 40% of women are transacting on the Internet (ie spending money rather than just using the Internet for communication, information and entertainment) compared to 30% of men. Hence, Women are no longer a niche audience - they are the budget-holders and drivers of growth.

The editor of marie claire is right when she says:

"When it comes to tech brands and women, technology companies are in the same place the cars industry was 20 years ago."

 

With the exception of Nintendo and it's Wii, Apple, no other brand is talking the female language. I agree with Hilary Chilura when she says:

"Like nervous teenage boys at a junior high-school dance, tech marketers haven't figured out how to talk to women".

 

Ask any family who was in charge of buying the Christmas gifts, and you'll find out its women not men. Women are not only buying technology for themselves, but as the Chief Household Officer, are buying for kids, husband, gran and friends. Women are in charge of the house, but more importantly are in charge of the living room (see Battle of the Living Room) where many of the technology lives: PVR, console, HD TV.... In my house, its my husband who lives in 'his' world but its me who lives in the 'real' world. I am deciding what we should cut back on, how much we can save and what we will buy when it comes to technology.

If tech brands want to be successful, they should focus on women at the expense of men. Women are no longer 'the Second Sex. ' Rather the most profitable sex.