Celebrity is everything and my attempts to reach the ultimate goal of making an appearance in the celebrity-tat pages of some rubbish freesheet continue apace.
Having already been interviewed on BBC Radio Essex ranting about the Blessed Jade; deemed responsible enough to be allowed a column in the student newspaper sixteen years ago and having an email read out on Retro Text the Nation on the Adam & Joe Show, the fame continues to pile on.
Today marks the end of Antony Gormley's Fourth Plinth art project in London's Trafalgar Square. The project saw a different person stand on the plinth as a 'living statue' every hour for 100 days. It was screened by Sky's Sky Arts channel and one of the artists who took part kindly included this message for me:
It was broadcast at 6am one Sunday morning a few weeks ago so apologies if you've seen it before. I'll let you know what happens inside Neil Sean's sinister Green Room.