Obviously pleased with the format and throwing its much-vaunted ‘public value test' to the wind, BBC Three has been endlessly repeating a show that it ran over Christmas called Most Annoying People 2008.

It's a predictably crummy cheap programme, more the sort of low-brow populist fare that you'd find on E4, Bravo or Sky One, but is harmless enough and I suppose could be called knockabout media navel-gazing fun.

Inspired by this uninspiring format while stranded at home due to Network Rail's inability to string up power cables properly, I thought who would be likely contenders for 2009 and stuck in front of the telly some obvious contenders came up.

It wasn't difficult - in fact I've already filled the top two slots with *** Strawbridge and his moronic son James, a sort of skinny Justin Lee-Collins without the personality or sense of humour, from It's Not Easy Being Green, which returned to BBC2 last night. What idiot in a commissioning department thought that this would make good telly?

And then on Channel 4 Phil ‘n' Kirstie returned for yet another series of Location, Location, Location that now looks so out of sync with the national mood the show might as well be a sympathetic look at the world of international bankers.

In an attempt to spice up this tired format Kirstie has copied Sarah Beeny and got pregnant, while in a particularly contrived scene they gather in a banker to pore over digital maps to find the optimum spot for the house-hunters; on this occasion they were the worst couple of venal over-paid cloth-brains that I've ever seen.

So that's at least six places filled from just one night's telly viewing. Any other suggestions are welcome. And then I can hawk the format round to any idiot in any commissioning department and become rich.