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I don't really understand HD television. How can the image of a person on the screen look sharper than the image of a person I look at sat next to me on a bus?

 

That melon twister aside, I have to admit that I love watching sports in HD - and sadly I find I can amuse myself for quite some time just flicking back and forth between Sky Sports 1 and Sky Sports 1 HD to contrast the quality... and to justify my weighty satellite bill.

 

In a recent ad promoting Sky's coverage of the Ashes, Nasser Hussain told me that with HD you can see every revolution of the cricket ball. And he's not lying.

 

But what he didn't say is that I could also see in horrifying detail two boils about to pop on the chin on presenter Bob Willis.

 

It puts me off my tea.

 

Also, I now can't watch the other 500 channels available to me on Sky because watching them makes me think I've developed cataracts.

 

So, somehow I'm now paying over £50 a months for about three channels (I also like National Geographic HD and Discovery Channel HD for the record).

 

I want my money back.


 

 

 

All Comments

  July 20, 2009

Just imagine what Bob Willis' boils wouldl have looked like when 3D arrives (and, David Gower kept assuring us, it will be coming soon).

I think HD and 3D are great innovations - as well as enhancing the viewer experience, warts and all..., they make us reassess TV. This can only be a good thing for a medium that is recepient of so much ill-informed criticism.

  July 20, 2009

yes, agreed. TVs should also emit smells.... except during Countryfile.

  July 20, 2009

and Danny Dyer's Dangerous Men (Bravo, tonight, 10pm). You can already smell the fear

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