Last night Real Madrid unveiled £80m signing Cristiano Ronaldo at the Santiago Bernabeu in front of legends from yesteryear, the world's media and 80,000 fans who evidently have nothing better to do.
Watching Ronaldo pose in front of cameras, play some keepy-uppy (badly as it happens) and generally give everyone who isn't called Cristiano Ronaldo a look of utter contempt can't really be a good night out, can it?
It was the equivalent of paying good money to go to a festival this summer only for the headline act to just stand on stage grinning like a half-wit.
If you're as bored as the good folk of Madrid then here's the 'action' from last night
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