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Seal the Deal

In my capacity as Devil's Advocate I'm not supposed to state the obvious but I must make an exception following the launch of the ISP's new 'Seal' initiative, aimed at culling from the promotional high seas that undesirable flotsam in the shape of the rip-off campaign. Backed initially by Coke and Kellogg it could hardly be in better hands, so let's hope the industry climbs aboard with this one to show the parasitic pirates in their true (unapproved) colours.

Posted Apr 28 2009, 03:49 PM by Ian Moore with 1 comment(s)

Nationwide Alert

Last time I looked Scotland was definitely not part of England. Indeed, living here (in Scotland), I'm reminded of that fact often several times daily by anyone to whom I happen inadvertently to mention 1966, or pass in the street while humming the tune to 'World Cup Willie'. Not unexpectedly, as I gaze out across Edinburgh's rooftops, it isn't a sea of St George's crosses celebrating today's anniversary. So it was with some surprise a couple of days ago that I approached a Nationwide cash-machine in very Scottish Corstorphine to see an on-screen sales promotion offering the chance to win a trip to watch England train. It appeared again later during my transaction. Nervously waiting for the money - in case I got chibbed by a couple of the local neds - it did cross my mind that this isn't the most advisable thing to be advertising on a Scottish High Street right now. Not only are England flying high in their quest for World Cup qualification and subsequent humiliation, but to add insult to injury the Nationwide just got made a present of the Dunfermline - a much-loved ancient institution that employs a lot of people up here, who await with trepidation their imminent fate. You'd think, what with computers these days, they'd avoid this sort of thing??

Posted Apr 23 2009, 01:42 PM by Ian Moore with 2 comment(s)

It asda be Sainsbury's

Firstly - I must just mention that, yes, in my last post 'A floor display' is an anagram of 'April Fool's Day'............... moving on, whilst away birdwatching for the Easter break in an almost uninhabited corner of North-West Scotland, in search of Stork or similar I spotted a 'brand' called 'What - Not Butter!' lurking in the cool-cabinet of a small independent store. This brought to mind the recent announcement by Asda that they were culling a load more lookalikes, soundalikes and me-toos from some 10 categories in grocery, having successfully done this in the past with no apparent ill effects to such as the yellow fats market. And here was a tiny store that stocked not only 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!', but also its aforementioned scarce and presumably migratory near-doppelganger! Good on 'em. I've always thought rationalisation is a dangerous game, safe and easy short term, but with unseen future consequences. When I worked at Cadbury, many moons ago, the accountants wanted to cull the marzipan unit (sweet) from Roses, as it was the most expensive unit and lots of people didn't like it. But I had research that showed that 17% of Roses buyers purchased Roses and not Quality Street BECAUSE OF the marzipan. They loved it! Of course, the accountants won in the end, although by then I'd moved on, so I can blame someone else for the mistake. Meantime, arriving home, the more organised half of our grown-up household had placed a whacking great bank-breaking online grocery shopping order within about 30 minutes of our return to civilisation. We mainly get deliveries from Waitrose, and occasionally Sainsbury's. I asked which, to discover it was the latter. Why? Answer: Because they stock Galliano and we need it for the cocktail cabinet! On small decisions, much bigger choices can hinge.

Posted Apr 13 2009, 01:54 PM by Ian Moore with 3 comment(s)

A FLOOR DISPLAY?

So Brussels have really done it. Now they’re proposing to ban all off-shelf promotions, unless – and here’s the rub – there’s also an A1-size poster, using large-point type for legibility, that highlights all the potential disadvantages of using the product in question. Apparently manufacturers will be required to list all categories of consumer complaints received within the past three years, and show an addressed Google Street View photograph of the homes of the Marketing Director and agency Account Director, should consumers wish to take up matters in person with them. You’d have to be suffering from some kind of temporary madness to think about an off-shelf feature under these circumstances. So – a floor display? Messed up before noon, I’d say (5,5,3).

Posted Apr 01 2009, 07:40 AM by Ian Moore with no comments
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