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Shell, BP and Esso combine to launch new environmental ‘A Fuel’ with record £5bn budget 

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The big three oil companies are pooling marketing budget to launch the much talked about 'A Fuel' which will be available from 2009.The alternative fuel to petroleum is based on common sea water and produces almost zero pollutants while delivering 40% more energy.

The 3 year ad campaign will be the largest ever ad spend in history. But what has also surprised many is that the oil group has appointed an unknown Swedish agency EGG to create all the work. Media is currently under pitch.

‘A Fuels’ (alternative fuels) were originally developed during the Second World War by British chemists who needed an alternative due to limited oil supplies. Many were too poor performers to be productive but one that used salt water and a niobium nickel catalyst has undergone millions of pounds of research to perfect. The breakthrough has been the discovery of a new catalytic enhancer called ‘Pril’. When added to ‘A Fuel’ it creates a dramatic exothermic reaction that produces 40% more power than the equivalent quantity of petroleum.

Oil companies have refrained from releasing ‘A Fuels’ but due to world political pressure (it’s believed Bush has been instrumental in persuading the big three to bend) and a secret agreement in Paris last summer, they have finally agreed to launch this much acclaimed technology.

‘A Fuels’ will require a new generation of engine but they produce minimum pollutants. All the major car companies have been developing ‘A Fuel’ engines and Honda plan to launch their first later this year, with Skoda following in January. However, despite its amazing environmental benefits, Earth Watch have voiced concern over Chlorites that are produced due to the chemical reaction between the water and the Sodium Chloride. “We don’t know what the consequence of increased Chlorites are yet,” said David Greenbaugh, environmental director of the charity.

A spokesman for the oil companies said, “We are all aware that there is a finite amount of oil left. Using it to fuel cars to go shopping or to do the school run is insane when it is far better used for producing plastic products like buckets for the Third World and toys. We believe the time is right to launch ‘A Fuels’.”

The first stage of the campaign will launch on April 1st with a 6 week educational campaign on TV supported by posters and press. The TV ads feature a series of talking goldfish who mock humans for always doing the same old thing. The campaign line is “time for A change, time for A Fuels”. The TV commercial has been directed by Peter Jackson and was shot in New Zealand. The fish are voiced over by Tom Hanks and Dan Castellaneta (who also voices Homer Simpson). The commercial features a new version of Pink Floyds ‘Wish you were here’, recorded by ENO and Bono. The track will be made available to all O2 customers for free in a unique deal, but can be purchased from the ‘A Fuel’ website.

The surprising choice of the Swedish ethical specialist marketing agency EGG, has sent shockwaves through all the major groups. ”We picked EGG because of their creativity and skills at co-creation. They also have a nice sauna,” commented Kevin Woodhouse of the ‘A Fuel’s’ marketing team.

Sven Ögren, creative director of EGG just said, “this is fab, my mother was really happy for us and is baking us a cake.” (Please note this was translated from Swedish and we aren’t sure it’s accurate.)

So who would have thought, to save the planet all you have to do is add ‘pril’ to ‘A Fuel’ and you get a great reaction. 

Comments

April 1, 2008 10:05 AM
 
Very good! It's only the second one I've seen. People are so serious these days!
 
 
April 1, 2008 11:02 AM
 
Good one this! on All Fools day
 
 
April 1, 2008 12:29 PM
 
like it
 
 
April 1, 2008 1:10 PM
 
I liked the one about a windmill on your hybrid's roof to generate the 'leccy as you go along. I wonder what the tax on A-fuel would be?
 
 
April 1, 2008 2:18 PM
 
I'm worried that the only stories in the media today that are catching my eye (this one and Ramsay giving up / banning swearing in the Indy) are blatant frauds. Either the quality of spoofs is improving, I'm getting dumber or...maybe Blur were right; real life is rubbish. (I know...nearly right)
 
 
April 1, 2008 11:58 PM
 
Brilliant April Fools. The best one today. I love how it starts serious and then just gets more stupid. Love the bit about the cake. Excellent, top writing.
 
 
April 2, 2008 9:11 AM
 
Nuts ... i was completely had by this until i started to read the comments... How embarrassing
 
 
April 3, 2008 2:47 AM
 
If you put 'A Fuel' into Google you end up with a US band called Fuel. Brilliant band.
 
 
June 13, 2008 1:00 PM
 

Las tres grandes petroleras van a lanzar un revolucionario "A Fuel". Se trata de una alternativa al pretróleo basada en agua de mar que produce cero polución cero CO2. El lanzamiento del nuebo biocombustible está previsto para 2009.

 
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